I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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