He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
