Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
