If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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