i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Dear god my vagina.
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