I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You need a sexual gate keeper
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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