They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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