He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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