East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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