their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
