that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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