Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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