yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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