No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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