that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
