She's JV to your varsity
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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