Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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