Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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