i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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