Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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