Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
