I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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