sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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