Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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