I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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