He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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