Apparently you make a good broom.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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