Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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