In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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