Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
My dad just said "fuck circus"
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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