Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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