Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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