Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Randomize
