A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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