Pants 0. Shit 1.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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