careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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