Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
