they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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