Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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