Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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