i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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