You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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