sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
