Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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