love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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