Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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