I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
