yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
