I am puke
There was a lot of him and a little penis
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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