You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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