Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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