he puts the penis in happiness.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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