Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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