Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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